Just started watching his show and it is the FUNNIEST thing I have ever seen! “I thought this was where they made the I-pod!”
Oh Sarah Palin!
An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger said, “I am Carl Rove, the chosen one to lead the Party! The world needs me, I can’t afford to die.” So he took the first pack and left the plane. The second passenger, Sarah Palin said, I have my own reality show. And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America’s people...
Clean my room - check Pack for PA - check Clean Guinea pig cages - check Go to the grocery store - almost check Make lunch - not yet And it’s only 9:45!!! I’m on a roll this morning! Off to the grocery store! :)
OH MY GOD!!!
So I was on dearblankpleaseblank and I founf the funniest thing EVER! Here it is: Dear parents, Please stop moving the furniture. It’s not funny. Sincerely, Helen Keller
This is how my best friends and I spend a snow...
jackayyy: Go over to Jordan’s attempt to put together the hardest puzzle in the universe go to Giant to pick up Easy A and food for dinner watch Easy A make garlic knots make tortellini play Apples to Apples I love you guys. Don’t forget getting high off of life and goingnto histerics for an hour! :D
Jackie.: Probably the best part of "The Lover's... →
jackayyy: nomenclature, n. You got up to stretch, and I said, “Hey, you’re in Ivan’s way.” You looked at the TV and said, “That’s Tina Fey.” I tried to keep a straight face when I explained, “No. The TV’s name is Ivan.” “The TV has a name?” “Yes. And you’ll never guess what it is.” “Does everything have… So I looked up “The Lover’s Dictionary” on google to see what it...
Thank you! :/
My car is so scratched up from all of te glass. I don’t understand why someone would do that to me :/ I’ll never feel completely safe at school again
due to the weather
samfreakintastic: my “doctors appt” is now next friday sad face :( what was wrong with thursday?
so the storm is going to miss us.
samfreakintastic: cool. WHAT?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?
There's a 100% chance of snow tomorrow by 10am
So can they just decide tonight that we aren’t goin to have school so that I don’t have to wake up? :)
When in doubt kiss Craig?!?!?
I’m off to bed and so I figured I would post one last Degrassi quote <3
Just repeat the three phrases "I am..., I want...,...
I am Sean Cameron, I want a glass of chocolate milk, and I need this stupidity to be over <3 Degrassi
The moment where Jimmy is shot and lying on the ground unconscious and Craig walks down the hallway and says “Jimmy” and starts to cry :( I started bawling!!!!
EVERY DEGRASSI EVER MARATHON!!!!!!!!!!!!!